We were just tipped off to "the twenty-five most emasculated, disempowered, henpecked husbands on the planet" by the Media. He was fascinated by the fact that Wendi Deng, our best friend, pushed Rupert Murdoch around so much. Well, yeah. Doesn't everyone know that it's the powerful men who love to be dominated? But what other New York men did GQ out as submissives? Despite the obvious and frankly just-for-show sexism (because everyone knows that all dudes who work for the media are either gay or Sensitive) we clicked over, and we were not disappointed.
• Marc Anthony! Well, duh. Somebody's got to change Max and Emme's diapers, and we'll give you a hint: It's not going to be the one with the expensive French manicure.
• Howard Stern. Again, duh. When the woman waking up next to you looks like Beth Ostrovsky and you look like, well, Sideshow Bob, you'll do anything you can to keep the relationship going.
• Woody Allen. Soon-Yi drinks his milkshake. We wouldn't, but she does. And for that, friends, she can do all the pecking she wants.
• Jack Welch. See above, re keeping it up.
• Mark Consuelos. It's one thing to have a wife as big as you are. It's another to be as small as your wife — and bring in about one-eighth of the income.
• Rudy Giuliani. She can talk about her "big testosterone factor" husband all she wants, it's pretty clear who's wearing the pants. Right, schnoopikins?
• Larry King. Proud of it! And why not? He's 100 years old! Dude needs someone to wipe the dribble off his chin before he goes on air, bless him.
Madonna’s husband, Guy Ritchie topped the media list of the most emasculated, disempowered, henpecked husbands on the planet! I am so not surprised! But I don’t think I agree with a lot of the names that made the list.. let’s see what you think after the jump!
- 25. Mark Consuelos, wife Kelly Ripa
- 24. Rudolph Giuliani, wife Judy
- 23. Larry King, wife Shawn Southwick
- 22. Michael Douglas, wife Catherine Zeta-Jones
- 21. Seal, wife Heidi Klum
- 20. Kevin Smith (the Clerks director), wife Jennifer Schwalbach
- 19. Sergay Brin (34-year-old Google wunderkind), wife Anne Wojcicki
- 18. Ben Stiller, wife Christine Taylor
- 17. Gerald Levin (the former CEO of Time Warner), wife Laurie Perlman
- 16. Jack Welch (the former General Electric chair-man and CEO), wife Suzy Wetlaufer
- 15. Tim Burton, wife Helena Bonham Carter
- 14. Keith Urban, wife Nicole Kidman
- 13. Elton John, husband David Furnish
- 12. John Edwards, former presidential candidate, wife Elizabeth
- 11. Woody Allen, wife Soon-Yi Previn
- 10. Ashton Kutcher, wife Demi Moore
- 9. Howard Stern, wife Beth Ostrosky
- 8. Rupert Murdoch (Aussie billionaire), wife Wendi Deng
- 7. Kurt Warner (quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals), wife Brenda
- 6. Marc Anthony, wife Jennifer Lopez
- 5. Josh Kelly, wife Katherine Heigl
- 4. Bill Gates, wife Melinda
- 3. Eminem, wife Kimberly
- 2. Doug Christie, wife Jackie
- 1. Guy Ritchie, wife Madonna
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