50 Years Later and the Pill Still Hasn’t Given Feminists the Penises they were Promised!

June 25, 2010

After 50 years on the market, the Pill has radical feminists angry it did not turn them into men.  The Pill did not make women gender equal, it did not give women penises.   Women are still popping pills and hoisting boobs into bras every morning like enslaved women.
50 years of the Pill and women still have breasts!  Now that’s a true crime against humanity.
Radicals are furious women are still getting pregnant (despite the fact radical feminists encourage schools to teach children how to use condoms and simulate sex); after 50 years of radical feminism, why aren’t women evolving into men?  The Pill did not liberate women from that nasty, girly body Feminazis try so hard to be rid of.
If one reads the June 21, 2010 New York Times column “Let The Pill Go Free,” by Kelly Blanchard, president of Ibis Reproductive Health, one easily makes the above assumption:

“LAST month, the 50th anniversary of the Food and Drug Administration’s approval of the birth control pill was marked by a lot of discussion about the ways in which the pill has failed to deliver on its promises.  It did not solve women’s problems juggling work and family life — nor did it end gender discrimination or eliminate unintended pregnancies.  Clearly, approving the use of the pill was only the beginning of the effort to meet women’s contraception needs.”

Kelly, Darling, the Pill meets the needs it was invented for:  prevent pregnancy and help women with medical problems requiring extra estrogen.  You feminists are angry the Pill didn’t do what you really hoped it would: grow penises.
Friedan Mystics need Sweden to accomplish that, but that way is permanent: one can’t remove the penis whenever one wants to whore it up with men.  After all, isn’t the whole idea of women being liberated: act like drunken frat boys, have sex with all the men—or women—you can.  Now that’s being a woman!
Blanchard’s column was nonsensical.  She protests the Pill for not making women gender equal, while objecting to the fact the Pill is a prescription drug, she insists need not be, despite side effect warnings Blanchard names:

“It’s true that the pill could be dangerous for women with certain conditions.  Women who are 35 or older and smoke, and those with high blood pressure, are at greater risk of a heart attack or stroke if they take oral contraceptives that combine estrogen and progestin.”

Blanchard contradicts herself, claiming:

“[T]hese are not complicated conditions to identify; women already have to tell their doctor about their health problems when they get a prescription, and research shows that women can screen themselves for contraindications almost as well as providers do.”

In other words, women are held back further by doctor’s examinations, discovering if the individual body agrees with synthetic estrogen.
But women should be free to have heart attacks during sex.  For heaven’s sake, men do!
Blanchard says the Pill does not endanger life like aspirin.  Another contradiction to the real complaint:  the Pill did not liberate women, creating a genderless society.
Blanchard went from gender equality in her opening thesis to arguing the Pill itself is not being treated equal, not given equal rights to over the counter drugs:

“Women don’t need a doctor to tell them if they need cold medicine or condoms, and they shouldn’t need a doctor’s permission to take the pill.  Over-the-counter sales would expand access to safe, effective contraception, and help women take control over their sexual and reproductive lives.”

“Take control over their sexual and reproductive lives” is leftist for act like men; hate your female body, because you weren’t born a man.  Radical feminists are stuck in a man’s world they want changed to a genderless society where they believe women can have it all without asking permission.
Notice conservative feminists do have it all: husbands, children (if they choose.  Conservative feminists don’t view the Pill prescription as burdensome, they have brains enough to call in refills) educations, careers (some very high-powered), they aren’t slaves; they run their homes—just ask their husbands who the real boss is.  Conservative feminists are equal to men—except in gender—which they don’t want equality in, because conservative feminists love being women.
50 years later, the Pill prevents pregnancy, something radical feminists wanted, but are unhappy with, because the Pill didn’t gender them into men.
In actuality, radical feminists hate the human race.